Friday, November 4, 2011

A Note of Light Revisited

Call to Universal Software: Did Sri Swami Vishwananda write this software program?

Tech Support: Yes! Jai Guru Dev, how can I help you?

Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Devotee: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Devotee: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Devotee: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. Keep using the newly installed program of Love and it will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with its module of acceptance of TRUE worth. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Devotee: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. (Delete program of mistaken identity) EMBRACE this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Devotee: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Devotee: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error Program not running on internal components." What should I do”?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to accept that you, yourself, are Love as you offer and Love others.

Devotee: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; surrender into Love all perceived limitations.

Devotee: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "One Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism AND Self-Centered Opinions from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure they are completely gone and never come back.

Devotee: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, (THE HABITS CAN WANT TO OVERRIDE ), but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running! One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Devotee: Thank you, Universal Tech Support. Beautiful software! My computer loves it and for some reason I'm feeling great, too.

Universal Tech Support: Jai Guru Dev

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